"Lockley: Tight times in Turkey
Aug 4 2008
* WHEN I first met my wife she said she believed I was the man to fill a void in her life. It was only later I learnt she was referring to her wardrobe.
A TIME of family bonding in a remote corner of Turkey was, my wife unkindly alleges, marred only by my terminal ‘tightness’."
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