"Turkey claims Google owes it cash
By Nick Farrell
Tuesday, 3 November 2009, 16:29
THE CONQUERORS OF THE RUMP of the Roman empire, the Turks have declared war on the search outfit Google.
The horse warriors who used a huge cannon to flatten the walls of Constantinople before changing its name to Istanbul have sent their debt collectors around to the mighty Google empire."
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